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overtheunderpass:

there’s this car where i’m from, known pretty well by people as “the duck car” and i finally saw it and it beats every celebrity sighting 

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audrineum:

I can’t be the only one thinking of Dave when cr1tikal starts to rant

Based on this video

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glitterfr33ze:

i promised someone id draw more rosemary but i dont remember who it was sorryr

glitterfr33ze:

i promised someone id draw more rosemary but i dont remember who it was sorryr

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factualfeminist:

double0strider:

I was born on Labor Day in 1998, my mom went into labor on labor day. Literally my entire life is a fucking pun.

My first thought when reading this was ‘the fuck is a 5 year old using the internet and swearing’ and then I realized it’s 2014 and I’m 23 and people born in 1998 are now 16 and I died a little inside.

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  • Question: What's the pacer test? D: - Anonymous
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    kada-bura:

    oh god.

    The pacer is a test in gym class/PE that brings a shiver of despair down the spine of any unfortunate soul who has gone through it before. And it’s usually done at least once a year. 

    Students line up on one side of the gym, eyeing nervously the painted line before the opposite wall that will decide their fate. The teacher hits play on the stereo and a cheery woman’s voice echoes through the gymnasium. fuck that woman’s happy demeanor. She explains the rules as the kids wait anxiously. Get to the other line before the beep plays. Simple enough, right?

    "Ready? Begin!" she calls, and the gut wrenching ‘beep!’ plays after.

    The kids awkwardly half jog to the other line, with about 3 or 4 seconds before the next beep. Each time the horrendous noise plays they run back and forth to the lines. “Level one, complete” she says, as to pat you on the back for what little victory you’ve achieved.

    Not bad, the kids think. But then comes level 2. level 3. With each interval the time between the beeps shorten, and you’re running as fast as you can to the other line. Your foot hits it, you pivot, the beep plays, youre running again. Your lungs burn, your throat is sore, your heart is on the verge of an attack. No rest. No mercy.

    A girl is the first to crawl over to the instructor, defeated. Seeing one has fallen, other students begin to follow since “at least theyre not the first ones out”. Clutching their chests they bail out of the test. One girls crying. You can’t tell if the boy on the gym floor is alive or not. Three kids left for the water fountain and still havent made it back. 

    And then, the fallen sit there, watching the myths, the legends, the kids who have made it past 100 laps. 120. 150. When they finally collapse a cheer erupts from the students. Theyre heroes.

    But the excitement only lasts for so long as the next round of nervous kids line up, who opted to go in the second wave and prolong their torture. The womans voice kicks back up. The beep plays. The cycle continues. 

    I thought it was called a bleep test.

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bulletbutt:

So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

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h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

h0llo:

ive stolen this line and used it so many times

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medamaudee:

I think I did this wrong

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itsa-me-amelie:

karkats-choice-horns:

sanana-oppa:

there is the orignal one I made

CALIBORN

i love how dirk is the first to RUSH THERE

itsa-me-amelie:

karkats-choice-horns:

sanana-oppa:

there is the orignal one I made

CALIBORN

i love how dirk is the first to RUSH THERE

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greenjellies:

if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

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sirenlovesong:

ariannagrandeofficial:

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

this cat lives in a show horse barn which is why it walks and runs that way

THIS CAT THINKS ITS A HORSE

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garchornps:

being put in charge of small children like

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

sketchfanda:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

I am genuinely curious just what Stilt Man was thinking when he came up with his gimmick

Like

Is he just a huge perv who wants to peep through peoples bedroom windows?

Is that what is going on here?

Because I cannot think of any other reason why this would seem like a good idea for a supervillain identity…

seriously,of all the gimmicks I mean..most guys who started off as bad gimmicks and costumes managed to imrpove themselves,but my god..

"What if I made it really difficult for me to walk down the street without toppling over and falling to my death

Because instead of walking around on normal legs

I just did everything while on ridiculously high metal stilts

MY GOD I’M A GENIUS THE WORLD WILL BE MINE”

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alchemic-fallen-angel:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

spernatural:

pleatedjeans:

octomoose! [x]

did loki have another son



CHRIST