o so jake can kiss a decapitated head and its kawaii but when gamzee does it everyone poops themselves
- REASONS JAKE KISSED A DECAPITATED HEAD: to revive his friend
- REASONS GAMZEE KISSED A DECAPITATED HEAD: ???????????
Gamzee has problems accept it
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My body is ready.
I know it’s mashed potatoes and gravy but is it bad that I thought it was ice cream and caramel?
…it is ice cream and caramel
why would anyone put mashed potatoes and gravy in an apple
Y’all bullied someone straight off tumblr bc of mashed potatoes lmao
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You can read up to 500 words per minute
THIS MADE ME CRY WHAT THE FUCK
I have an android app that does this and let me tell you, reading slashfic at 700wpm is a near-spiritual experience.
Not when you’re dyslexic.
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alright it has come to my attention that some of you think i am a big nerd. this is egregious and so i am here to lay down the facts:
- i am actually very cool
- i own a pair of aviator sunglasses
- 3. nerds do not own aviator sunglasses
- my roommate Terry has a basketball & i touched it earlier
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Apple’s on a roll. First it was the removal of Launcher, the app that allowed you to launch apps (and even GBA4iOS games) via URL Scheme in Notification Center, and now…