THERES NOTHING SATISFYING ABOUT THIS
I just groaned out loud at this, my mother asked what was wrong, and I tried to explain, she thinks there is something wrong with me.
and here we see an example of why vertical tetris is not for the faint of heart
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
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so im babysitting this girl right now and we’re watching tv and the satellite sort of cut out cause it was raining really hard
so i just said “thunder god if you give back our satellite i’ll give you ice cream”
a second later the thunder clapped again and our tv came back
the girl is forcing me to hold up my end of the deal so guess who’s making ice cream for the thunder god
if you aren’t hyped about synthetic life and colonizing space then get out of my face
*explodes into thousands of tiny stars*
I AM READY #SENDRUPITOMARS
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