I was born on Labor Day in 1998, my mom went into labor on labor day. Literally my entire life is a fucking pun.
My first thought when reading this was ‘the fuck is a 5 year old using the internet and swearing’ and then I realized it’s 2014 and I’m 23 and people born in 1998 are now 16 and I died a little inside.
So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”
I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:
“Because I’m full of bees”
I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.
(via kuromi-shinku)Source: fireyams
I am genuinely curious just what Stilt Man was thinking when he came up with his gimmick
Is he just a huge perv who wants to peep through peoples bedroom windows?
Is that what is going on here?
Because I cannot think of any other reason why this would seem like a good idea for a supervillain identity…
seriously,of all the gimmicks I mean..most guys who started off as bad gimmicks and costumes managed to imrpove themselves,but my god..
"What if I made it really difficult for me to walk down the street without toppling over and falling to my death
Because instead of walking around on normal legs
I just did everything while on ridiculously high metal stilts
MY GOD I’M A GENIUS THE WORLD WILL BE MINE”